Dreamer
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♫ Big fat ears, thick long nose.♫
♫ Can't live without eating three meals, aiyo so delicious.♫
♫ Everyday living life without worries or stress. ♫
♫ Eat then sleep, sleep then eat, isn't this my dream.♫
♫ Pig, are you a pig? Pig, are you a pig?♫
♫ You're not supposed to be fat and lazy ♫
♫ Pig, are you a pig? Pig, are you a pig? ♫
♫ Actually I can be a role model too. ♫
♫ Pig, are you a pig? Pig,are you a pig? ♫
♫ I actually have a heart of gold. ♫
♫ Pig, are you a pig? Pig, are you a pig?♫
♫ I have a dream, and I have hope too.♫
Dreamer
Episode 4 You can't buy a character just because you want to buy it
i>This episode is brought to you by DI Di.
After Kris joined the company, he invested in the movie Speed and Bromance 7.
Under the management of Fu Chu, everyoe decided to hold a special
news conference.
Kris! Kris!
Kris, look here!
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Welcome everyone to the press conference of Speed and Bromance 7.
I am sure everyone knows us so there is no need to introduce.
I am your energetic Sunny.
Looking at your anticipating expressions, are you all excited for the next segment?
Yes!
I will give you guys a song in the next event!
Standing on the tree is a .. Is a what?
I am sorry. Now you guys can ask Hao Zhen
Very enthusiastic. Let's have the one holding the coffee ask.
I want to ask the main actress Kris where she is
You said Kris?
She can be possibly be here and not here.
What does that mean?
This is our starving marketing.
Professional B, tell us how much the sales for Speed and Bromance 7 will reach.
Based on my many years of experience and professional view, I think it will sell...
it should at least surpass
27 million 150 hundred thousand
Your number is too conservative
Look. Romance of the Hawkthorn Tree and Bear with Fur is in the same category as the movie,
so I believe the sales will surpass 10 billion.
Look at this. I told you we should do the starvation marketing.
There are numerous professionals that said our movie will surpass billions in box office. I can't even count how many.
Uncle, I calculated it. Add those two is 32.
Hi, beautiful girl
We are looking for Kris.
Sorry, during the starvation marketing we decline interviews.
This is our Manager Li at Fu Lian.
I don't care who you are, we refused to interview.
We are not here for an interview, we are looking for our first representative.
Representative?
Yes
Who call me?
Go play there
Kris!
Your character meets all the requirements we want in our program Giving Birth to a Boy or Girl is the same.
Boy = Girl
How do we know you are Kris?
I can vouch
ID can validate
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Then
Who is Kris?
Me
Wait a second
Manager Li, I also meet the requirements of your program.
The announcement failed again.
Again and again
I already said earlier that we shouldn't do any starvation marketing.
I think that we shouldn't be too starved, we should have little something in our stomach.
Bei Bei
She went to run again.
After the failure of the starvation marketing, everyone decided to get something to eat first.
But Kris gathered people from another marketing department and
started to get everyone busy working again.
Fu Chu, you go analyze the audience from the view point of the people to find what they want.
Manager Lin, you are in charge of gathering and observing the customers reviews. Find the point of the news.
Sunny, you are in charge of SNS. Don't let the customers know too much about me,
but don't let me be too much of a stranger.
What about me?
You can keep eating.
What does that mean?
Put up posters.
Let's go
How does this bland meal taste good?
Waiter, pack the food
Have you never seen something like this before? What's the point of taking selfies?
Can you guys be more professional?
The four of you take a picture with me.
Premiere of Speed and Bromance 7
I think we have to be hot
It's already hot
Finally, with the starvation marketing on SNS
it is finally going to show for real.
A crowd of people are very excited on the red carpet.
Of course.
We are wearing too tall heels, wouldn't we fall?
Shut up
Speed and Bromance 7
Pervert demon!
Give back Grandpa!
Do you guys know who I am?
I don't care who you are. I am Da Wa
I am Er Wa.
I am San Wa.
I am Si Wa.
I am Wo Wa.
I am Qi Wa.
Children, where's Liu Wa?
Grandpa, I am invisible
It's good as long as you're here.
You guys are looking for death?
What! No!
Oppa Gangnam Style
Let me do it
Oppa Gangnam Style
Grandpa!
Children, help me with this cannon
Children, thank you Grandpa!
Thank you for saving me
Invisible Wa, you stepped on my feet
♫ A pig who doesn't snore
♫Watching others who are busy everyday ♫
♫Wanting to seek consult once in awhile ♫
♫Only pretending not to care♫
♫All alone at moonlight, I began to think ♫
♫Like the stars shining the sky ♫
♫With the unforgettable desires ♫
♫Going to places I want to go♫
♫ I am just a pig, a pig who doesn't snore♫
♫I have a dream that I have to protect.♫
♫Always the one experiencing the grief and sorrow. ♫
♫Slowly forgetting how to cry ♫
♫ I am just a pig, a pig who doesn't snore♫
♫ Letting everyone cheer for me
♫When I am old, I will tell my grandchildren♫
♫I am a uncommon road♫
♫ I am just a pig, a pig who doesn't snore♫
♫I have a dream that I have to protect.♫
♫Always the one experiencing the grief and sorrow. ♫
♫Slowly forgetting how to cry ♫
♫ I am just a pig, a pig who doesn't snore♫
♫ Letting everyone cheer for me♫
♫When I am old, I will tell my grandchildren♫
♫I am a uncommon road♫